Miss PDF

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all..?

Once upon a time in a place called Firebase Lloyd... ...people decided to throw a beauty contest Some contestants just looked cute... ...some put forward their assets... ...some danced... ...others demonstrated their measuring skills... ...or ass-massaging skills... There was absinthe-making... ...and blood-taking... And the judges watched all this and pondered While they were pondering, people flirted... ...or just waited expectantly And... we have a winner!